Friday, September 22, 2006

Poker Woes.

In my first post I mentioned poker was an interest of mine. I should have called it a passion. For more than a year, I thought about it night and day. I bought countless books on the game. All the seminal texts: Super System 1 and 2, Theory of Poker, Harrington on Hold'em 1, 2 & 3, Play Poker Like the Pros, Low Stakes Hold'em, Sklansky's No-Limit Hold'em--I own all these and more.

I have several poker software programs. Poker Academy, DD Tournament Poker, Hoyle Casino, Poker Tracker--all of these programs have helped transform me into a winning player.

Notice I said "winning player." I don't say that lightly. Anyone can play poker. Not everyone has studied it enough to consistently profit over thousands of hands.

I have.

I have the Poker Tracker stats to prove it.

All the same, as of late I've been getting my rump handed to me at the table. When I say "table" I mean on the internet, of course. At Pokerstars. These guys are much better than your avaerage $1-$2 player at an Atlantic City casino. Yet for more than a year I've won more than I've lost.

Until lately.

The pros say everyone has slumps. Well, I guess I'm having one now. I'll get cold cards for hours and when I finally get a starting hand good enough to play, I either get no action or I get drawn out on.

Ah, well. I guess I'll just hunker down, play solid poker, and ride it through. Eventually Lady Luck will bat her eyes and take me by the hand once again.

At least, I hope so.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Matt Hughes VS B.J. Penn

Matt Hughes VS B.J. Penn. Just the thought of it makes my heart race. They are arguably the two greatest fighters in the world at 170 pounds.

But in fact, the UFC's 170 pound division is one of the best divisions in mixed martial arts. Add these names: Georges St. Pierre--the man who was supposed to be fighting Hughes this weekend before he suffered an injury during training--, Diego "The Nightmare" Sanchez, Karo "The Heat" Parisyan, and Josh Koscheck and you have a group of excellent, maybe even great, fighters the likes of which the world hasn't seen since the days of Marvin Hagler, Ray Leonard, Thomas Hearns, Roberto Duran, and Wilfred Benitez. Like those great boxers, when these guys face one another their fights will be legendary.

For instance, B.J. Penn's fight against Georges St. Pierre was as close as they come. He busted up St. Pierre's face something awful. But St. Pierre's indomitable will saw him through to a razor-thin victory. No one can forget the match-up between Diego Sanchez and Karo Parisyan. Images of Karo Judo-tossing Diego onto his head or of Diego busting Karo's tooth out of his mouth with a knee strike will remain etched in memory for years to come. Matt Hughes getting smacked by a Georges St. Pierre spinning back kick and Hughes coming back to win with a last second arm bar in the first round will also live on in memory.

Bottom line is it's a dynamite division with a load of great match-ups to be made.

With that out of the way, let's take a closer look at Hughes VS Penn.

Matt Hughes has won 39 fights and lost 4. One of those losses was to B.J. Penn.

That's right. They've fought before. Let's remember when. The night was January 31, 2004. Almost 3 years ago. Matt Hughes was the dominant UFC champion, riding a 13 fight win streak that dated back to February 8th, 2001. B.J. Penn hadn't even fought 13 times. He sported a mere 6 wins, 1 loss and 1 draw record. Plus, he was moving up in weight to face the juggernaught known as Matt Hughes.

Things looked bleak for the Hawaiian. Of course, he shocked the whole world by choking out Hughes in the first round. Afterwards, Penn took the UFC belt and headed to Japan to fight for rival organization: K1. The UFC didn't take kindly to this and stripped him of the title.

Hughes fought for and won the vacant title. He hasn't lost since.

For his part, B.J. Penn went on to face some great opposition. He choked out world class striker, Duane Ludwig, in the first round, then he won a unanimous decision against Rodrigo Gracie. After that, he felt nigh-invincible and took that invincibility up to 205 pounds to face the undefeated Japanese star, Ryoto Machida. Keep this in mind, B.J. Penn began his career at lightweight--that's 155 pounds. Yet here he was taking on an undefeated 205 pounder, a man who knocked out present UFC Middleweight champion, Rich Franklin.

Penn lost a unanimous decision. All the same, his stock did not take a hit since he performed well against a man who should have beaten him soundly. He rebounded by beating up yet another Gracie: Renzo Gracie.

That's when the UFC resigned B.J. Penn. His first fight back in the cage? Against none other than Georges St. Pierre, a young phenom who had steam rolled everyone put in front of him not named Matt Hughes. We already know that Pierre won a split decision to earn a 2nd crack at champion Matt Hughes. Fate would have its say, however, when St. Pierre injured himself, giving Penn his chance to win back the title he never lost.

If you give any credence to the concept of the "linear" championship, then B.J. Penn was still the UFC Welterweight champion until his loss to Georges St. Pierre. Let me explain:

Penn defeated Hughes. Though Penn later lost to Ryoto Machida, that fight was at 205 and would not have been considered a title fight even if it were held in the UFC. The first fighter to defeat him at 170 was St. Pierre.

Not Matt Hughes.

That makes St. Pierre the "linear" champion, since he beat the man who beat the man.

Funny, though, since Matt Hughes tapped out St. Pierre almost a year and a half before St. Pierre squeeked by B.J. Penn.

Either way, Hughes has racked up 5 straight wins since losing to Penn and against some excellent competition (Renato Verissimo, Georges St. Pierre, Frank Trigg--in one of the greatest fights in mma history--Joe Riggs and Hall of Famer, Royce Gracie). He certainly won't take B.J. lightly this time around (he has admitted to looking past Penn before their first encounter). He knows exactly how good B.J. is.

He'll take B.J. to the canvas and try to work his fiercesome ground-n-pound. B.J. will try to wrap him up and submit him just like he did the first time. Something tells me, B.J. will also look to work his stand up, particularly his punching, which worked so well against St. Pierre.

This could go either way. I can see Hughes dominating from the top position, holding Penn down and winning a unanimous decision.

I can see Penn catching Hughes in another submission to win back his title.

I can see Hughes dropping enough viscious elbows to prompt a referee stoppage.

I can see Penn putting his knee through Hughes's chin, just like he did again Din Thomas. Or knocking him unconscious with a right hand like he did against Caol Uno.

I don't see Hughes winning by submission. I don't see Hughes winning by knockout, unless he slams him out like he slammed out Carlos Newton.

Well, I didn't come here to hedge. It's time to make my prediction:

B.J. Penn by 1st round TKO.

UFC 63

Okay, it's been months since I last posted. I'm slack. Forgive me.

So anyway, UFC 63 hits us this Saturday, September 23rd of the great year 2006. Let's talk about it, shall we?

Now, I'm only going to talk about fights in which I've seen at least one of the two combatants in action before. If I don't know who you are, I'm not writing about you. Got it? Good.

So let's begin with:

Danny Abaddi VS Jorge Gurgel.

Both these guys are Ultimate Fighter alumni. Both of them lost their only fight in the show. Abaddi lost to eventual runner up, Ed Herman, in season 3, while Jorge Gurgel lost his opener against Jason Von Flue in season 2.

Now they fight one another.

Abaddi hits hard. Gurgel is a ground wizard who likes to bang. I see Gurgel winning this one. If he takes Abaddi down, he'll submit him rather neatly (Did I write that? Rather neatly? Sheesh...). If he chooses to stand and trade with Abaddi, the way he has with everyone I've seen him fight, he may get knocked out. Abaddi rocked Ed Herman in their fight and boasted of knocking guys out in 11 seconds. Gurgel should play it safe and get it to the ground post haste.

Gurgel by submission, round one.

Gabe Ruediger VS Melvin Guillard

This should be a good one. I've seen a lot of Melvin. I've even seen two of his pre-UFC fights in the Freestyle Fighting Championships (he was impressive) and most of his UFC matches. This is what he brings to the proverbial table:

1. Athleticism. Though he lost early in the Ultimate Fighter Season 2, he impressed viewers with his athletic ability. Even in his loss, he pulled off some rarely seen moves like a front sommersault to avoid a submission.

2. Power. Again, about his loss in the Ultimate Fighter. He broke Josh Burkman's arm when Burkman blocked a high kick from Melvin. Later, he knocked out Rick Davis with one perfect punch.

3. Experience. He already has 27 professional fights (this isn't counting his rumored amateur matches).

Now let's talk about Gabe Ruediger.

I've never seen him fight. However, I've seen some of the guys he has fought. Like Hermes Franca, for instance, who knocked Ruediger out. That's no terrible loss. Franca beats most of the guys he fights. But Ruediger was also knocked out by Sam Wells, who has lost more than he's won.

That may indicate a weak chin. He'll want to get this fight to the ground ASAP and work his jiu-jitsu. Ruediger has a submission win over the ever-exciting Olaf Alfonso among others. For his part, Melvin loses focus during fights and has gotten caught by submissions. He could this time as well.

But I don't think so.

Melvin Guillard by TKO in the 2nd round.

Jens Pulver VS Joe Lauzon

Hmm. Everyone knows Jens "Little Evil" Pulver, but I've never seen Joe Lauzon. Pulver has a ton of experience and he hits like a mule kicks.

Pulver by KO in the first round.

Jason Lambert VS Rashad Evans.

Well, we've seen plenty of Rashad. He's athletic, has fast hands, can take a punch and is an excellent wrestler. He's a tough nut to crack.

Jason Lambert has been on a tear of late, beating solid guys like: Rob MacDonald, Branden Lee Hinkle, Terry Martin, Travis Wiuff and Marvin Eastman.

This should be a close one. But I've learned one thing: never pick against Rashad Evans. He always finds a way to win. He'll find a way this time too.

Rashad by Unanimous Decision.

Mike Swick VS David Loiseau

Boy, this should be a good one for as long as it lasts. And I don't think it will last long. These guys both love to bang. And while Swick may arguably hit harder than Loiseau, I think Loiseau is the more accurate striker.

If they stay on their feet, Loiseau knocks him out. If it goes to the ground, Swick had better hope he lands on top, because Loiseau is a beast on the top position, raining down razorblade elbows. Swick could submit Loiseau. But I don't see it happening.

Loiseau by TKO in the 2nd round.

That's it for now. Tune in later for my detailed analysis of the Main Event: Matt Hughes VS BJ Penn. It's gonna be great!

Friday, June 09, 2006

It's been awhile.

It's been awhile, and boy did I get some of those last picks wrong. Let's start from the top:

Evan Tanner VS Justin Levens.

I picked Tanner by TKO stoppage in the 2nd round. He did better than that. He finished Levens with a triangle in the very first round. Good for him.

David Terrell VS Scott Smith.

I picked Terrell by early submission. I was right. He choked out Smith in the first round. Good ole rear naked choke. The basics are often the best. If you don't know what a rear naked choke is, you suck. Just kidding. Still, you need to know. It's like the "sleeper hold" of professional wrestling, except this one actually works. In fact, you could kill someone with it. Crazy, huh?

Nick Diaz VS Sean Sherk

I picked Diaz by submission. I was wrong. Sherk dominated the fight, winning an easy unanimous decision.

Tito Ortiz VS Forrest Griffin

I said the following:

"Most folks don't give Griffin much chance, but I think he'll do okay. I don't think he'll win, but I don't think he'll embarrass himself. Griffin is strong and won't be muscled around as easily as Tito would like. He also has a good submission game, so Tito will need to be careful even when on top. All the same, Tito is too good of a wrestler. He'll get the takedowns and he'll control the fight. Tito by decision."

I was spot on. Some may argue that Forrest, while technically losing a decision, deserved to win the fight. I disagree. I thought Tito dominated the first round. Forrest won the second round. And Tito won the third round. Barely.

That's 2 rounds to 1. However you do the math, Tito wins it.

Andrei Arlovski VS Tim Sylvia

I predicted another knockout. I was right. But the other guy scored that knockout. Yup, Tim Slyvia battled back from a knockdown to knockout Arlovski. Ah, well. It was fun while it lasted. Tim now has the heavyweight belt strapped around his waist for a 2nd time.

Their third match is coming up here shortly. I say it's a toss up. Though Arlovski is, in my opinion, the better technical fighter, I'm not impressed with his chin. I can see Big Tim landing another short, crisp punch on Andrei's chin and putting him to sleep once again.

In fact. I think he will.

Now if only he could take on Fedor afterwards...

Saturday, April 15, 2006

One Hour Until UFC 59

Hey there again. In one hour, UFC 59 begins. For those of you who have read my previous blogs (Yeah, I know I have no readers), you'll know that I'm a big fan of mixed martial arts. The Ultimate Fighting Championship, for what it's worth, is the biggest MMA organization in North America and 2nd only to the Pride Fighting Championships internationally. There may come a day when the UFC overtakes Pride and that day may come sooner than later with the success of "The Ultimate Fighter" reality show on Spike TV.

Anyway, on to tonight's card:

Justin Levens VS Evan Tanner

Well, I've never seen Justin Levens fight, though he was undefeated up until his last match. Evan Tanner, on the other hand, holds no secrets. We know what he does well: Ground-N-Pound. He has also shown solid submission skills.

I hate to make a pick when I've never seen one of the contestants, but I'll go with what I know and pick Tanner to win by TKO stoppage in the 2nd.

David Terrell VS Scott Smith

I've seen Terrell twice. The first time he was knocking out top contender Mat Lindland with one punch. The second time he was getting the snot beat out of him by the above mentioned Evan Tanner. Experts were high on Terrell prior to his defeat to Tanner. Will he bounce back and live up to his potential?

Like Justin Levens, I've never seen Scott Smith perform. All I know is that he knocked out Levens in his last fight. He also has a TKO win over Tait Fletcher, currently one of the cast members on Spike TV's The Ultimate Fighter (Season 3). His sole loss was to James Irvin, who knocked him out in February of 2004. Irvin has been on a losing streak as of late, but the man can bang.

I don't know a lot about these guys, but I'll go with the Gracie black belt Terrell. He'll win by submission early.

Nick Diaz VS Sean Sherk

Now this fight has me excited. Nick Diaz is nuts. Seriously. In his last outing, he fought Joe "Diesel" Riggs. He lost a decision. Afterwards, at the hospital, he managed to get into a 2nd fight with Riggs. Like I said. Crazy.

His instructor, Ceasar Gracie, just got knocked out by Frank Shamrock. Diaz will be looking to put some serious hurt on Sherk.

Sherk is a wrestling uberman. They call him the "Muscle Shark." And for good reason too. The man looks like a minature Hulk. But let me stress the "miniature" part. He's short as all get out. Diaz stands a good head and a half taller than him.

In his last fight, he was dominated by top contender Georges St. Pierre. No bad loss there, since Pierre has beaten everyone he's faced not named Matt Hughes.

I'll go with Diaz by submission.

Tito Ortiz VS Forrest Griffin

Former UFC posterboy, Tito Ortiz, makes his return to the octagon against The Ultimate Fighter season one winner, Forrest Griffin. This should be a good one. Most folks don't give Griffin much chance, but I think he'll do okay. I don't think he'll win, but I don't think he'll embarrass himself. Griffin is strong and won't be muscled around as easily as Tito would like. He also has a good submission game, so Tito will need to be careful even when on top.

All the same, Tito is too good of a wrestler. He'll get the takedowns and he'll control the fight.

Tito by decision.

Andrei Arlovski VS Tim Sylvia

The rematch. Sylvia says he's not underestimating Arlovski this time around. Okay. But is he overestimating himself? Last time, Arlovski dropped him with the first punch he threw, then he grabbed hold of an ankle and slapped on a heel hook that would make Ken Shamrock proud. Sylvia tapped in less than a minute.

It will go longer this time.

But not much.

Arlovski by submission. Round two.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Chuck wins again.

Well, Chuck Lidell proved me wrong once again.

I should know better by now. When he fought Tito Ortiz, I said Ortiz would win. He didn't. Chuck knocked him out. When Chuck signed to fight a rematch against Randy Couture, I said Randy would take him down and pound out a win. He didn't. Chuck knocked him out. When Chuck signed to fight against Jeremy Horn--a man who had choked him unconscious a few years earlier--I said Horn would end up submitting him. He didn't. Chuck made him quit.

And when the third and final match of the trilogy between Chuck and Randy was signed, I said Randy would win. He didn't. Chuck knocked him out. Again.

Do me a favor, will ya? Remind me never to bet against Chuck Lidell.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Blog Post Number Two

Hey, everyone.

I'm watching One Tree Hill right now. It is, in my opinion, a pretty damned good show. My wife got me into it. The characters are well developed and engaging, the storylines are often compelling, and it's filmed in my favorite town of all time: Wilmington, North Carolina.

Anyway, I told you I'd be talking about any number of topics. I bet you didn't expect me to speak about One Tree Hill, did you?

Hey, the next Ultimate Fighting Championship comes on this weekend. The main event has Randy "The Natural" Couture versus the current UFC 205 pound champion, Chuck "The Ice Man" Lidell. For those of you who aren't familiar with these two, they are two of the baddest mofos to walk this earth. They've already fought one another twice--each man has won a fight (Couture won the first time), each man has lost a fight (Liddell won the second time).

Randy has an extensive amateur wrestling background. As a mixed martial artist, he has fought some of the biggest names in the sport. He is a two-time UFC heavyweight champion (that's over 205 pounds) and has an opportunity to win the light heavyweight championship for the third time this weekend.

Chuck wrestled in highschool and, I believe, in college (could be wrong--too lazy to check). Regradless, his wrestling is not on par with Randy's. His stand-up, however, is better. He loves to knock people out. And he's damned good at it. You can bet that Chuck will be looking to land the same giant right hand that dropped Couture like a bullet to the head in their last engagement. For his part, Couture will be looking to slam Lidell through the canvas and ground and pound his face into hamburger (like he did the first time).

My money is on Couture to regain the title. I think he'll avoid the big punch, cut off the cage, and force Liddell into a clinch, where he'll be able to wrestle him to the floor and work his superior ground game, eventually stopping Chuck the way he stopped him the first time around.

Of course, every time I bet against Chuck, he wins. So it wouldn't surprise me at all if Chuck makes me eat my words once again. He is, afterall, a bad mofo.

Welcome

Welcome, all, to Booth on Everything, where I'll talk about any number of random concepts. However, you'll find I focus on several loves:

1. Poker

2. Fight Sports like mixed martial arts, boxing and K-1.

3. Fiction

4. Music

Anyway, this is just a small listing of topics. There will be others.

Oh, and I'll probably only post like once every two weeks, so don't hold your breath in anticipation.

Gotta run.

Until next time,

Adieu.